Saint Garfield of Lasagna™ Tee

All hail the patron saint of Mondays and melted cheese. This tee blends Byzantine iconography with unapologetic internet absurdity — featuring our beloved lasagna-loving feline in full saintly glory. Robed in holy carbs, haloed in pasta, and solemnly clutching a bubbling tray of the sacred dish.

Worship is optional. Wearing this is not.

Product Details

This isn’t just a t-shirt — it’s a relic. A shrine to comfort. A soft, garment-dyed robe for your torso, blessed by the spirit of baked pasta and eternal laziness.

🧵 100% ring-spun cotton – because saints deserve softness

⚖️ Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² – hefty enough to feel divine

🌈 Garment-dyed – every tee has that vintage, slightly holy vibe

😌 Relaxed fit – for maximum indulgence (and lasagna capacity)

✨ Double-needle stitching all over – stitched with sacred precision

💪 Twill-taped neck & shoulders – durability, like a saint’s patience

🧵 Made in Honduras – assembled by humble textile monks (probably)

Perfect for heretics, meme scholars, and anyone who takes their carbs (and comfort) seriously.